"Once upon a time, when magic and mystic were abundant, several small countries joined into Great Kingdom Hyrule. It was prosperous and peaceful, but then the Prince of Darkness Ganoth (Ganosu) came. Monsters and beasts filled the country, devastating the land.
Soon Ganoth demanded to give him the only king's child, Zelda, as a bride. King refused, and Ganoth enclosed Zelda inside crystal. The court wizard tried to break the spell, but all was fruitless. So he remembered the old legend about 3 treasures.
UPDATE: Found this hilarious summary translation thanks to sergeithesage too
http://www.sceneryrecalled.com/zelda/newzelda.htm
The New Legend of Zelda Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Comic Synopsis |
This being the *New* Legend of Zelda, his look has slightly changed. He still, however, comes with his usual complement of tools and weapons: his sword... |
...his bow & arrow (called "valchery" here for reasons later discussed)... |
...his boomerang (or "valterang")... |
...his power bracelet (he has two)... |
...his ability to fly like Mary Martin... |
...his over-9000 Kamehameha "Aura Ray"... |
...his ability to suck enemies into rifts in time ("Time Strahl")... |
Link leaves the castle on his journey, only to be accosted by a little pickpocket right off. The thief pockets a few rupees (here represented by a type of gold coin) and runs off. |
Link gives chase to find his little friend indisposed by a Gohma. |
After Link dispatches the beast, the thief - whose name, we learn, is Com - is duly impressed and asks to accompany Link on his quest. Com claims to have been orphaned by Ganos and to know the Hyrulian countryside pretty well. That's a break for Link, who's already pretty lost as to how to accomplish his objective ("Hey, Com...do you know any stories about any treasure anywhere?"). |
Com leads Link across a river... |
...to the fairy forest, where they come across some...Manhandlas, I suppose. |
This is, incidentally, one of the better mechanics of the novel: you have to choose wisely which weapon is best to use on each of the foes you meet. The arrows, for example, dispatch the Manhandlas neatly. |
The boomerang, however, is less effective. |
Further on in the forest, the pair meets a fairy with Sadako eyes. |
Her name is Fonti, this Zelda's fairy of the fountain and a friend of the Valcon. After she and Link exchange a greeting in their ancient tongue, she offers him both a healing drink and help down the road, promising that "a crystal will guide them." |
That's later, though. They eventually, with no help from anything crystal whatsoever, find one of the treasures of which the prophecy spoke in the hollow of a giant tree. |
I don't know if this is a reference to the entrance of Zelda's first dungeon or not. Unsurprisingly, the treasure's a part of the Triforce - the Triforce (er, Treasure) of Wisdom, actually. |
It's kind of dinky. |
Link and Com press on to a wasteland. Ganos's home looms in sight. |
Soon, however, they are a visited by a crystal bird - a crystal *talking* bird. This is Cryckon, Fonti's friend. |
The bird gifts them with a crystal and leaves. |
The journey continues. Landslides are dodged. |
Labyrinths (here labeled the "makai" or "demon realm") are encountered... |
...and Triforces - er, Treasures - of Power are found behind helpfully-labeled doors. |
Link's power bracelet absorbs it like a Bag of Holding. |
Eventually, the two come to Death Mountain.
...the duo come across a mirror. Guided by the crystal and Cryckon, the two press through the mirror and walk through the wall. |
On the other side is Ganos's throne room. |
Link makes threats. Ganos is unimpressed. |
(All right, it's a brain buster.) |
Also, Ganos has this strangely memorable attack where he breathes black smoke. |
Another thing: Contrary to tradition, arrows are the wrong choice when dealing with Gano(n)/(s). |
Anyhow, back to the correct progression of events: After a followup Kamehameha and sword thrust, Link joins forces with Com and Cryckon to annihilate Ganos with the power of friendship. |
He shrivels to dust, as per the game, and leaves behind the Triforce of Courage, as not per the game. |
Link goes to retrieve the medicine to revive that will...er, unfreeze Zelda from the crystal somehow, which Ganos has stored below an alabaster bust of the princess he's kept in his chamber. |
Link is more interested, though, in the commemorative plate underneath. |
Zelda also announces that her family's going to take in the orphaned Com, who shows up in new clothing. |
Link departs to continue his Fairy Warrior training, and the tale ends with a prophecy from the very first Zelda that if the Triforce is ever lost, a lone hero will visit the land to set things right. We are not told about the status of his headband. |